Take what you can, and give nothing back!

"Me, I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.
Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for,
because you can never predict when they're going to
do something incredibly... stupid"

"No one. He’s no one.
A distant cousin of my aunt’s nephew twice removed.
Lovely singing voice, though. Eunuch."


"She’s safe, just like I promised.
She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised.
And you get to die for her, just like you promised.
So we're all men of our word really..
..except for, of course, Elizabeth who is, in fact, a woman."

Damn, I love Captain Jack Sparrow